TANZANIAN COMMUNITY IN ROME-ITALY( COMUNITA' TANZANIANA A ROMA): Joke of the Week

TANZANIAN COMMUNITY IN ROME (TZ-RM,) is a community that unites TANZANIANS living in Rome and those living outside of Rome who have read, understood and accepted the content of its Constitution and hence becoming part of the community's family. Tanzanian Community in Rome is a fruit of the well designed ideas, approved by all community members at the Community's First General Meeting held on the 30th January, 2010. It is a non-political, non-religious, non-ethnical and non-gender based kind of organization. It is a community that democratically, accepts and respects different ideas from all its members without any sort of segregation.

Tanzanian Community in Rome counts alot on members monthly contributions in order to keep the community alive.But all in all, it appreciates any sort of contribution from anyone.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Joke of the Week

Doctors meeting

A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed.

Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?"

The other three agreed.

The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."

The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."

The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."

The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret..."

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ITALIAN VERSION

LA COMUNITA' TANZANIANA A ROMA(TZ-RM) è una comunità che ha come scopo, di unire i tanzaniani che vivono a Roma e quelli che vivono al di fuori di Roma, che hanno letto, capito e accettato i contenuti dello Statuto, in cui per poi far parte della famiglia nella comunità. La comunità è stata creata dagli frutti d’idee ben progettate che sono stati approvati da tutti i membri della comunità durante riunione dell'Assemblea Generale, il 30 gennaio, 2010. Si tratta di un'organizzazione non-politico, non-religiosa, non-etnico e non basata sul genere. È una comunità che in modo democratico, accetta e rispetta diverse idee dai suoi membri senza alcun tipo di segregazione. La comunità si mantiene grazie ai contributi versati mensilmente dai soci.

SWAHILI VERSION

JUMUIYA YA WATANZANIA ROME (TZ-RM), ni jumuiya inayowaunganisha Watanzania waishio mjini Rome na wale waishio nje ya Rome ambao wamesoma, kuielewa na kuikubali Katiba ya Jumuiya ya Watanzania Rome.Ni jumuiya iliyoundwa kutokana na mawazo na mapendekezo mbalimbali ya wanajumuiya kwenye mkutano mkuu (huru) uliofanyika siku ya Januari 30, 2010. Ni jumuiya isiyo ya Kisiasa, kidini, Kikabila au Kijinsia ambayo inaheshimu mawazo mbalibali ya wanajumuiya wake yanayolenga kujenga na kuimalisha umoja wa jumuiya. Ni jumumiya ambayo inaendeshwa kwa diplomasia ya hari ya juu yenye kuheshimu mawazo ya kila mwanajumuiya. Ni jumuiya inayoendeshwa kutokana na michango ya wanajumuiya wake.

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